The Rusty Trowel - Fall Vegetable Gardening

Expired Password

Just got this email, can't help but relate apoliges for the profanity ahead of time. :)

 

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Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one.



Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?



No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.



Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?



Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.



Can I use the old one and just re-register it?



No, you must get a new one.



I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.



Sorry, you must get a new one.



OK, roses



Sorry you must use more letters.



OK, pretty roses



No good, you must use at least one numerical space.



OK, 1 pretty rose



Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.



OK, 1prettyrose



Sorry, you must use additional characters.



OK, 1fuckingprettyrose



Sorry, you must use at least one upper case letter.



OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose



Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case letter in a row.



OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose


Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional characters.


OK,  1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow



Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

 

 



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